Let’s start with the obvious. When you hear that there’s a musical starring Harry Belafonte and Dorothy Dandridge, you don’t expect to hear lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein set to classical music by French composer Georges Bizet. Belafonte had begun his career backed by the Charlie Parker Band in the late 1940s, and he would go on to record twenty-seven albums and appear in at least fourteen films. Dandridge had begun her career in a song-and-dance act with her sister before making her screen debut in Bing Crosby and W.C. Fields’s 1935 musical-comedy Mississippi. She went on to make ten Soundies from 1941-1942, a period of time in which she also performed in one of Duke Ellington’s musical reviews. She recorded a jazz album in 1958, which sadly remained unreleased until 1999. My point is this: Both of the stars of Carmen Jones were amazing performers, so imagine my surprise when they open up their mouths and out come the operatic stylings of LeVern Hutcherson and Marilyn Horne.
Monday, August 31, 2026
Review - Carmen Jones (1954)
Let’s start with the obvious. When you hear that there’s a musical starring Harry Belafonte and Dorothy Dandridge, you don’t expect to hear lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein set to classical music by French composer Georges Bizet. Belafonte had begun his career backed by the Charlie Parker Band in the late 1940s, and he would go on to record twenty-seven albums and appear in at least fourteen films. Dandridge had begun her career in a song-and-dance act with her sister before making her screen debut in Bing Crosby and W.C. Fields’s 1935 musical-comedy Mississippi. She went on to make ten Soundies from 1941-1942, a period of time in which she also performed in one of Duke Ellington’s musical reviews. She recorded a jazz album in 1958, which sadly remained unreleased until 1999. My point is this: Both of the stars of Carmen Jones were amazing performers, so imagine my surprise when they open up their mouths and out come the operatic stylings of LeVern Hutcherson and Marilyn Horne.
Friday, May 20, 2022
Review - Make Way for Tomorrow
There are stories that transcend time, that tell such universal truths that, despite clear indicators that they are from a specific time and place, they have a resonance that a more recent film replete with the latest technological advances and starring members of the current A-list simply may not. Sometimes they are mirrors providing a physical image to things that many of us often would prefer not to have running around in our heads, harsh truths about the kind of people we either are or are susceptible to becoming in just the right (or wrong in this case) circumstance. Ang Lee touched on this in his debut film, Pushing Hands, Ira Sachs explored a variation of it in Love Is Strange, Barry Levinson in Avalon, Yasujiro Ozu in Tokyo Story, Edward Yang in Yi Yi. And one such truth is this: We can be quite awful to the people who raised us.
Monday, April 4, 2022
Review - The Mikado (1960)
You never really get over your first love, especially if what are you most known for later in life is not it. In the case of Grouch Marx, he was known for his absurdity, wit, and whimsical musings onscreen, and yet, Marx started out a singer. He had a beautiful voice, and when desperate economic times came, he was pulled out of school and sent on the road as part of a traveling musical act. To say it did not go well would be an understatement, though this was no fault of his own; he just happened to have hitched his fortunes to two unscrupulous performers, both of whom ran off with his earnings, leaving him penniless and alone in cities he hardly knew.
Saturday, January 8, 2022
Review - The Story of Temple Drake
I have read William Faulkner’s 1931 novel Sanctuary, and, if you’ll pardon my frankness, Stephen Roberts’s 1933 film The Story of Temple Drake is not it. In fairness, how could it be? Sanctuary is replete with truly sadistic behavior and moral depravity and features a villain so hideous that few modern directors not named David Lynch would even dream of putting him up on the silver screen. Interestingly, Faulkner needed 336 pages to tell his story; The Story of Temple Drake clocks in at just over 72 minutes. Suffice to say, much of what rightly made the novel controversial remained unfilmed. In fact, gone are much of the details that elevated Sanctuary to the thrillingly wicked experience it is, transforming it into a relatively decent yarn about a young independent woman growing up in a time of great social change and ultimately finding her voice. The film works, even if it never completely sheds its watered-down impression.
Friday, December 17, 2021
Review - Tomorrow's Children
December 18, 2021
Wallace Thurman’s Tomorrow’s Children is a movie without a spine. It is a film that purports to be an exploration of the morality of sterilization, and, to its credit, there are a number of impassioned debates about the practice. However, images always trump emotional appeal, and it seems awfully hard to make the case that you’re against something when your visuals depict the worst possible examples as its supposed victims. Even Dr. Brooks (nicely played by Donald Douglas), the hero of the film, says the death of a newborn is a blessing in disguise. The deceased’s mother, you see, would have been poor, and her siblings would have been “feeble-minded” and physically challenged. You know what they say about friends like these.
Had Tomorrow’s Children focused exclusively on Ms. Mason’s plight, it would have been a much stronger film, addressing questions of whether someone entirely healthy on the outside should be punished for what may exist on the inside. Instead, it tries to play both sides, showing the “problems” that sterilization can solve, while seeming arguing that it is only really a crime when someone nice and attractive becomes its target. Dr. Brooks, the supposed voice of enlightenment, goes from staunchly opposing sterilization to only really put up a fight when Alice is at risk, a fact that makes his stance against the practice one of convenience rather than true conviction. After all, if something is morally and ethically wrong, it is wrong in all cases, not just the ones that can easily elicit sympathy.
Saturday, October 30, 2021
Review - Brother Wang and Brother Liu Tour Taiwan
I have seen a number of images of long lines snaking around movies theaters in Taiwan during the 1950’s and 60’s, of stars walking the proverbial red carpet as adoring fans make their feelings about their idols perfectly clear, and of hundreds of joyful faces as the magic of film washes over them. These are images of what many have said were the golden years of Taiwanese cinema. However, never have I seen any evidence that these audiences were for a film starring either Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello, yet the influence of these two comic pairings on Lee Hsing’s 1959 film Brother Wang and Brother Liu Tour Taiwan seems unmistakable.
Sunday, February 28, 2021
Review - The Flame of Love
February 27, 2021
Flame of Love, The – 1930, UK
You would think that a movie with a running time of 76 minutes and a plot involving a desperate race to save a condemned man would not waste a single moment. Not in 1930, apparently. That year, director Richard Eichberg and writer Monckton Hoffe, like so many others in the early days of talkies, were seemingly so giddy over the arrival of sound that they couldn’t resist inserting not just one, but five musical performances into their film The Flame of Love. And these are not the kinds of musical numbers that move the plot along or reveal characters’ inner conflicts or feelings. No, these are pure eye candy, replete with scantily-clad female performers and unintentionally laugh-inducing lyrics about how beautiful Russia “songs” are. The latter description refers to two numbers that are disappointing for another reason: They follow moments of intense emotion. Two lovers gaze into each other’s eyes and completely convey the depths of their desire. They want nothing more but to embrace and passionately lock lips, but what do Eichberg and Hoffe have one of them do? Run to the piano. Did I mention that these characters are alone?
Then again, they really weren’t. The higher-ups had deemed British audiences not yet ready to witness intimacy between a Caucasian and an Asian; hence, two characters who pine for each other and look at each other with intense stares that perfectly convey their collective longing are reduced to grasping each other’s hands and occasionally receiving a peck on the knuckles. It is hard to understate how disappointing this must have been for the film’s star, Anna May Wong. She had gone to the UK hoping to find better roles, only to find the same insulting restrictions that she had experienced in Hollywood. And it would be awfully hard to understate how dated scenes like these make the film seem. We are essentially watching a relic of all that was wrong with early motion pictures.
In The Flame of Love, Wong plays Hai-Tang, a singer in what resembles a Russian vaudeville circuit. After a brief reunion with her Russian military officer boyfriend, Boris Boriskoff (John Longden), she performs in front of a packed crowd which includes several high-ranking members of the Russian military, including the Grand Duke (Georg H. Schnell). The Grand Duke takes an immediate liking to her and sends a “request” that Hai-Tang meet him later that night. Interestingly, Boris is the one ordered to deliver the invitation. Two things are immediately apparent: Boris has no intention of granting the request, and the Grand Duke has no interest in taking no for an answer. Thus, something has to give, and only one of them has complete authority over the other.
Hai-Tang’s song and dance number, or as it might more correctly be called, “the bad idea that they multiplied by three,” must be seen to be believed. In it, the curtain rises on Hai-Tang. She is seated regally on an elevated pillow, decked out in the kind of flashy, skimpy attire that frequenters of red-light districts see ethnic women perform in and assume must be cultural. That she then performs a song that is much more Western than Asian only makes the scene more surreal. First, Hai-Tang sings, then young men dressed in Terra-cotta uniforms wearing men throw off their armor and impressively perform acrobatic feats for so long that what was once impressive becomes tedious. Then, for reasons truly unknown, it’s Hai-Tang’s time to bust a move, and what comes out of her is an unsightly mix of Hawaiian luaus and Isadora Duncan prancing. There’s a silver lining to this travesty of filmmaking, however: the lack of authenticity and Wong’s questionable techniques remove any doubt about the Grand Duke’s intentions. After all, there’s absolutely no way he’d want a private performance of that.
As for the film’s other numbers, they aren’t really an improvement. Boriskoff’s intended romantic serenade falls well short of the mark, and a brief number involving a barbershop quartet is just filler – presumably to help the film achieve feature film length. Other musical numbers take place at an after-hours club, and surprisingly they exist for a purpose, to demonstrate the difference between the kind of place officers go on official business and the ones they frequent when they’re off-duty. The latter was dirtier and much more raucous, and I got the impression that Eichberg intended the scene as a PG-version of an orgy. Alas, like he did with Wong’s first number, the director doesn’t know when the quit - the first of these debaucheries was effective; the second was pure overkill.
I mention this aspect of the film because I believe it is the reason the film was panned upon release. Eichberg spends so much time filming people dancing and singing that it’s hard not to get an impression of narrative shallowness. However, if one can look past these numbers, as well as the fact that the only Russian characters who actually sounds Russian speaks as if it is a foreign language to her, there is actually much to laud the film for. At its core, it is about the powerless being at the mercy of the powerful. Hai-Tang may be a famous performer, but it is important to remember just how much performers were looked down upon in the past, and requests like the Grand Duke’s were sadly routine. Plus, as a Chinese woman living in the days before the first World War, Hai-Tang is paradoxically viewed as not being marriage material, while simultaneously being seen as erotic and desirable. Interestingly, Hai-Tang recognizes this. She is under no illusion of the Grand Duke’s intent, and she also has a less than perfect view of her relationship with Boris. Early on, she tells her overly optimistic boyfriend that the future will send them down diverging roads and that “[i]t must be so.”
Fortunately, once the film dispenses with – or at least reduces – the musical numbers, it becomes an intriguing and emotional film about the efforts of two people to ward off danger and protect both themselves and the people they love. Both Longden and Wong began their careers in silent films, and by the time sound came along, they had learned how to express emotions through looks and expressions. Wong had learned not only how to cry on cue, but also how to simultaneously demonstrate just how deeply anguished a character could be. She needed no words to convey her character’s pain and desperation, and when she and Longden gaze into each other’s eye, they express more than could be achieved with thirty minutes of whispered sweet nothings and heartfelt exposition. They deserve credit for the fact that the second half of the film works as well as it does.
Perhaps The Flame of Love can best be summed up as a tale of two halves, of a poorly-conceived first half replete with far too many sideshows, and a dramatic and deeply involving second half that moves with a deliberate and desperate pace. I cared for these characters, and even though the ending is a foregone conclusion based on the casting and earlier foreshadowing, the ending was still a punch to the gut, at least until the very last image, when Boris looks at his lost love, anguish running over his face, and hides his head behind hers. The stupidity of the times didn’t allow him to kiss his beloved good-bye. (on DVD in Region 2)
3 stars
Thursday, February 4, 2021
Review - Queen Kelly
February 5, 2021
In Stephen Michael Shearer’s book Gloria Swanson, an entire chapter is devoted to Swanson’s unfinished film Queen Kelly. The chapter itself is fascinating, but one particular part came to mind as I watched the film. In one of the film’s most important scenes – the first meeting between the handsome and playful Prince Wolfram (Walter Bryon) and the spunky commoner Patricia “Kitty” Kelly (Swanson) – the film’s director, Erich von Stroheim, made an unusual request of Bryon. In the scene, the Prince is leading his platoon on a routine exercise when they pass a procession of young ladies from a local convent. One in particular catches his eye. On any other occasion, he would probably put on the charm and delight in making the young lady blush and smile, but on this day, he notices that the young lady’s underwear has fallen down, and he is overcome by a serious case of the giggles. After expressing a gamut of emotions, Kelly settles on anger and hurls the exposed garments at the unsuspecting prince. In the take referenced in Shearer’s book, the prince brought them to his face and smelled them. Needless to say, that did not make the final cut.
And yet, the action would have been more in keeping with a character like Wolfram. Wolfram is a playboy trapped in what looks to be an arranged engagement with a brutally oppressive queen that he has no feeling for whatsoever. More to the point, he’s someone whose idea of a romantic reunion involves starting a potentially deadly fire, using chloroform as a substitute for sweet serenades, and making sure that the woman he has supposedly fallen for has nothing to wear but her nighties. At the very least, these actions hint at a rather perverse idea of courtship. Now imagine the impression that would have been made had he actually put the lady’s undergarments to his nose and become instantly intoxicated.
Alas, that is not the film that either Swanson, who financed the picture as part of her deal with United Artists, or Stroheim had in mind. For his part, Stroheim envisioned a five-hour epic, one that followed Kelly’s journey from naïve youngster to jaded adult, and it would have ended with Kelly perplexingly assuming the throne. However, Swanson, according the film’s Wikipedia page, felt misled by Stroheim’s script and was uncomfortable with the parts of the film set in the Tanzanian city Dar es Salaam. The rift was apparently unresolvable, and Stroheim was fired. It would be the last directing job he ever received.
And so, unable to complete his vision, we are left with an unwise courtship, a violent punishment, and a tragic decision that reflects the reality of the social norms at the time of the film’s release. From there, we get fragments: stills of a letter announcing a sick relative and a long journey by sea, followed by scenes in which Kelly finds herself in the same position as her royal amour. From there, we get references to Stroheim’s script and the complete turnaround that would have occurred in Kelly’s character, and it is perfectly clear that Stroheim intended for the film to be an epic
Ultimately, Swanson’s instincts were correct: Under Stroheim’s direction, the film veers into questionable territory, and not simply because what develops seems superfluous to the main plot. The first hour depicts an unwise and unresolved courtship. Conventional wisdom says to stick with that story line, yet under Stroheim’s direction, Kelly was to have been married off to Jan Vryheid (hammily-played by Tully Marshall), one of the most overtly lecherous characters ever to grace the silver screen. Just what Kelly’s aunt sees in him that makes her think he would be a suitable husband is anyone’s guess. And that would not have been the end of Kelly’s misery.
It would also not have provided an adequate resolution to the film’s love story, for Kelly and Wolfram have known each other for just two days, and few of their conversations are the kind from which he could realistically conclude that he’d found his soul mate. In an attempt to salvage the film, Swanson filmed a brief ending, and to her credit, it more than adequately completes Kelly and Wolfram’s story. This was the ending audiences in Europe and South America saw when the film was finally released in 1932. It would be more than twenty years before audiences in the United States were afforded the same opportunity.
To watch it today is to see a divided film. It is clear that Swanson wanted a Shakespearean love story, while Stroheim wanted a much more perverse and fractured fairy tale. The differing visions ultimately hurt the project. While the personalities of Kelly and the Queen remain consistent, Wolfram’s is all over the place. Does he love Kelly? Certainly not at first, and believing that he suddenly does requires a certain degree of amnesia on the audience’s part. Still, we feel for Kelly, and we grow to want a better life for the Prince. So, it works. It just needed another thirty minutes to develop their relationship more fully and for the film to end without the African journey. Swanson got that. (on DVD from Kino)
3 and a half stars (Swanson’s version)
Saturday, December 19, 2020
Review - Drifting
December 20, 2020
Drifting – US, 1923
I believe there is a tendency to give films a pass if they happen to be made by or star someone whose work we generally admire. If the director – say Hitchcock or Chaplin - is the object of approbation, the work might be labeled “lesser” or undergo a “reevaluation” by a generation much more willing to declare any of that person’s creations a masterpiece. If it’s the actor or actress who is esteemed, potential viewers are usually urged to ignore any disappointment that the direction or script may inspire and focus on a performance, the impression being that it is worth any eye-rolling or long sighs that the film inspires as a whole. I mention this because the 1923 film Drifting is likely to be praised for the wrong reasons: It was directed by Tod Browning, whose later film Freaks is often referred to as a masterpiece, and it features a young woman who went on to achieve legendary status, Anna May Wong. So, yes, the film will have its defenders from the get-go.
And yet, let’s imagine a dinner party thrown by the film’s lead characters, Cassie Cook (Priscilla Dean) and Captain Arthur Jarvis (Matt Moore), years after the events depicted in the film. Undoubtedly, one or more of the guests would be unfamiliar with the story of their pairing, and soon, attention would focus on the couple as they set the way-back machine to colonial China during the years opium had a grip on its population. I suspect the retelling would go something like this:
Cassie: See, I was in Shanghai working…
Guest: (cutting her off excitedly) Oh, that’s marvelous! I have so wanted to go there. What did you do, if you don’t mind my asking?
Cassie: Uh… (awkward pause) I was in sales. Anyway, I…
Guest: You were a businesswoman? How intriguing! Whatever did you sell?
Cassie: (clears her throat and lowers her voice considerably) Opium. (At regular volume) Anyway, after blowing all of my money at the tracks, I decided to go to Hang Chow.
Guest: (still startled by the admission that Cassie used to be a drug dealer; looks at the Captain, who pours himself a drink and quickly gulps it down) Excuse me for interrupting, but how did you get there if you didn’t have any money?
Cassie: (visibly flustered) Um… I’m not sure exactly. (Turning and breaking the fourth wall) That wasn’t really explained in the film, was it? (turns back to the guest) Anyway, after my arrival in Hang Chow, I was putting away my things when I heard this god-awful noise…pardon my French… outside my room. I opened the door, and there was…
Guest: Pardon the interruption, but what made you go there? I mean, from what I hear, it is hardly a place for tourists.
Cassie: (after another uncomfortable pause) Well, that was where my husband had been sent to try to crush the opium trade.
(Guest looks stunned and confused)
Cassie: (with an understandably dry throat) See (clears her throat) I went there to put a stop to his foolish campaign. He was threatening my business and costing me money, after all. I was also asked to cozy up to him and eventually betray him. I even stole a report he wrote and made him think that a sweet young woman who ratted me out was lying.
(Guest, mouth agape, looks at the Captain, who is already on his fifth drink)
Cassie: (trying to reassure her guest) Look, I know how it sounds, but we fell in love. Honestly, we did. (breaks the fourth wall again) I know we didn’t know each other all that long and that we never had a single scene together in which we talked to each other with our hearts. I know I put him in mortal danger and was mean to all the kids who looked up to him. I know it didn’t make sense that I was dining with my enemy or that he would also lose all the money he had in the world on the same horse. I know the final battle between the villagers, the mountain people, and the colonial army was incomprehensible and that my husband’s friend was way too old to be pursuing fifteen-year-old Rose Li, and I acknowledge that her fate fit a pattern of Asian characters conveniently stepping out of the picture so that the Caucasian leads live happily ever after. But darn it, the picture needed a happy ending and… (breaks down and sobs)
Jarvis: (walks behind his wife and gently massages her shoulders; looks straight ahead) Don’t worry, dear. It was directed by Tod Browning and features Anna May Wong just before her star-making turn in The Thief of Bagdad. Critics will surely give it a pass. (Drifting is on DVD and Blu-ray)
2 and a half stars (and yes, I’m being a bit generous with the extra half star, but what can I say – I like Anna May Wong)
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Review - Juno and the Paycock

September 24, 2020
Juno and the Paycock – 1930, UK
Legend has it that Alfred Hitchcock had two reactions to scripts for episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents: If he liked them, you knew it right away, and if he found them subpar, he would be silent a moment and them pronounce them merely “okay.” Now, I have no way of knowing how Hitchcock reacted to Sean O’Casey’s play Juno and the Paycock or if he ever saw it when it was staged at the Abbey Theater in Dublin, Ireland, in 1924. However, I can imagine the first half eliciting one of his nonchalant okays and the second a much more enthusiastic yes. In other words, the film is one of those that you’ll likely walk away from happy you saw, but that will diminish upon reflection, as you find yourself reminiscing on the first half and its many problematic aspects.
The film is set in Dublin during the early days of the Irish Civil War. This is reflected in the film’s opening scene, in which a middle-aged man delivers a powerful speech about the need for Ireland to remain united; it is met with a hail of gunfire and sends many of the spectators tumbling into a pub. And here is where the film makes its first misstep. A bartender sees the crowd and starts getting glasses ready; The camera then focuses our attention on two of the stumbled, “Captain” Jack Boyle (awkwardly played by Edward Chapman) and his loafer friend, Joxer Daly (Sidney Morgan), and instead of reacting to their narrow escape or cursing those who would fire indiscriminately into a crowd of their own countrymen, they quickly break into a comedy routine involving the pleasures of drinking and just who is going to pick up the tab. A waitress named Maisie Madigan (Marie O’Neill) walks over and instead of inquiring about fatalities or injuries from the gunfire, just sighs and agrees the pay for the men’s drinks.
I suspect the blame for the tone deafness of the scene is Hitchcock’s. Neither the play’s entry on Wikipedia nor several online plot summaries mention a gathering coming under fire, leaving me to suspect it was inserted into the film as a means of establishing the peril of the times. The problem is that once we are made to feel the real threat to people’s lives, it is hard to set them aside and laugh at the idiosyncrasies of Jack and Joxer. Yet that is exactly what the film asks us to do. We watch as Jack makes disparaging remarks about his wife, Juno (Sara Allgood, reprising the role she played onstage), annoyingly quibbles about breakfast, complains about an injury that keeps shifting from his right left to the left, and gets mad at his daughter’s suitor for having the gall to tell his about an opportunity for employment.
We soon meet the rest of the family. There’s Jack and Juno’s son Johnny (John Laurie), who’s lost an arm in the struggle and goes though most of the film looking shell-shocked. And for good reason: a childhood friend has recently been gunned down, and there are rumors that his death was the result of an informant. Their daughter, Mary (Kathleen O’Regan), pops up with her new boyfriend, a lawyer named Charles Bentham (John Longden), who is announced as having the “opportunity of a lifetime” for Jack. This indeed turns out to be the case, as Jack is surprised to learn that a relative has died and included him in his will. Logically, the family concludes that their fortunes have changed, a sentiment that would be more believable if the sound of gunfire didn’t precede each fade out.
From the looks of it, Hitchcock was faithful to Juno and the Paycock’s theatrical roots. Like the play, the majority of the action takes place in the Boyle family’s crowded apartment, giving the film a slightly claustrophobic feel and accentuating Johnny’s growing paranoia. As for Hitchcock, he keeps the camera relatively still throughout the film, and this allows him to film rather long scenes, as well capture as some pretty emotional monologues. There are few of those trademark Hitchcock moments that make later films so legendary. In fact, other than the frequent spattering of gunfire, the only Hitchcockian moment I can think of involves the appearance of mysterious men in trench coats. Unfortunately, Hitchcock undercuts his own efforts by showing us similarly dressed men being behind the gunfire in the opening scene.
Admittedly, I was annoyed by the first half of the film, as few of the characters seemed to be acknowledging the tragedy of the times. Characters don’t have to, of course, and in truth, a man like Jack might not. He a man who has no qualms about his wife being the family’s primary breadwinner and who thinks he’s being philosophical when uttering such pointless inquiries as What is the stars? and What is the moon? Remove the first scene, and they might provoke laughter. Fortunately, the film improves in its second half. The drama is tighter, the family’s actions have unintended consequences, and Jack finally embraces his status as a lazy, powerless deadbeat. There’s betrayal and acts of retribution, both big and small, and a powerful speech that signals the end of the marriage and the start of a life of insecurity and loss.
I admit I was moved by this part of the film, and they slightly explained the indifference I felt during the first half. O’Casey meant for us to laugh initially and to get our hopes up. He meant for us to view Jack as a lovable loser so that we could breathe a sigh of relief for his family when their fortunes look positive. Part of his comeuppance is warranted; the other part you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy. In other words, the film should work much better than it does.
So, here’s my hope, that some day soon, a company, perhaps Kino in a second volume of Hitchcock’s British films, releases a far superior version of Juno and the Paycock than the one I purchased. That version, release by a company called FilmRise, is truly an insult to viewers; the top part of the film has been cropped off in an effort to modify it to fit TV screens, rendering character’s heads completely off screen while they are engaging in conversations. There are also sound issues. This could have been easily fixed, yet no attempt was made to reduce the distortion, and no subtitles were provided. My envisioned double dip addresses these issues, while also exercising the film’s opening scene. Just start the movie in the pub. Let the audience laugh at the zaniness, and then leave them heartbroken as reality prevents their dreams from coming true. That would be a movie worth watching. In its present form, it stumbles right out the gate and never truly recovers. (on DVD)
2 and a half stars
Thursday, September 3, 2020
Review - Downhill
Who
do you think would say the following: “This girl has brought a charge…a serious
charge.” If you’re like me, you would probably guess someone with the power of
the law behind them, like a policeman or a judge. Would you believe the line is
spoken by the headmaster of a boarding school? Let me explain the situation.
See, after leading his rugby team to victory, a young man named Roddy Berwick
(Ivor Novello) is invited to call upon a young waitress after hours. Actually,
the invitation is extended to his friend Tim Waverly (Robin Irvine) as well,
and it must be said that Tim seems much more excited about it than Roddy. The young
lady (Annette Benson), however, is a lot more interested in Roddy, but perhaps
she’ll settle for Tim. At the scheduled rendezvous, there’s the kind of music
that causes your body to instantly start shaking, rattling, and rolling. The
young woman leads Roddy into a private area, but he rebuffs her unspoken
invitation to move to first base. Frustrated, she then dances with Tim, and his
reaction is quite the opposite. Perhaps out of spite, she invites Tim to return
at a later date for a little more running around the bases, which he does.






